As always, when boarding a ship you need to be aware of a few things: 1. Where you intend to throw your holding lines - Are they secured?
He was cute when he was a puppy, but all the great plans you had went down the drain when you found he was unable to pay for the beer you sent him to fetch from the gas station. And for whatever god damn reason he's unable to hold up a regular job like everybody else. Sounds like your four-leggged food thief?