Author: maestro

Chris Maestro runs the Death Star this website. Everyone wants to challenge him to a fight to the death.

He was cute when he was a puppy, but all the great plans you had went down the drain when you found he was unable to pay for the beer you sent him to fetch from the gas station. And for whatever god damn reason he’s unable to hold up a regular job like everybody else. Sounds like your four-leggged food thief?

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